you know what ad campaign can go fuck itself?

assholedisney:

because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels

like goddamn

i want to wear it, not seduce it

littlensnthings:

chris-drew:

youonlylotusonce:

salivatingcause-just1n-hills:

chefbarnes:

imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members

i’d pet Christofer Drew’s forehead

I’d lick it.

I’d fondle it

how do you fondle a forehead

revealthemagic: I love to screencap. Harry Potter: the boy who derped

revealthemagic:

I love to screencap.

Harry Potter: the boy who derped

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balzisad0lphin:

so I went downstairs to get a drink and my dad asked me if I could do the dishwasher because my brother was in bed and it was his chore so I shouted ‘THAT I NOT MY JOB’ in Helens accent opps

classicmoviefanproblems: I get excited when I hear someone say they love Marilyn Monroe and I ask their favorite movie and they answer with “I’ve never seen one”. Submitted by: Anonymous

classicmoviefanproblems:

I get excited when I hear someone say they love Marilyn Monroe and I ask their favorite movie and they answer with “I’ve never seen one”.

Submitted by: Anonymous

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